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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 11:34

No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
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No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
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Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
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Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
No go.
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